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World Cup Is Here!

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The World Cup is finally here. I just couldn’t wait, and now I don’t have to!

A team from Antarctica didn’t make it this time around, and also my home town of the Arctic doesn’t have a representative, so I am going to have to choose another team to support.

I like supporting underdogs, but at the end of the day I also like supporting the teams who are going to win. I normally wait until the final and pick one of the two teams, but this year I am going to pin my fur to the mast.

So I am supporting England, Brazil and Spain. Two of them because they are the best teams on the planet, and the other because I feel sorry for the players only being on £100k a week…..poor loves.

Come on England…Brazil….Spain!!!!!!!

Brand New Free Game

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I see that a new game has appeared on the Snow Falls Gang website (and you can get to it above). It has me (that’s Poots) trying to find my breakfast hidden in a maze.

HOW COOL!

I can have up to 5 fish…….. that is like more than 4!!!!!

Have a try, its free and I need the fish because I am wasting away to nothing.

Quotes Worth Remembering

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Back with a classic Grouch Marx quote!

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – (Grouch Marx, US Comedian  1895-1977)

Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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Homework excuses for the weekend

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It’s that time of the week again, where thoughts turn to the age old problem of explaining why your homework is nowhere to be found. This time we have the added problem that it is the end of half term, so more homework and higher teacher expectations just because you have had a week to do it. This logic is obviously nonsense, as with that extra time you also have to do a lot more important stuff!

Anyway, given the unrealistic expectations of completion we need to come up with a belter. This one needs a bit of work, and rather than an excuse it really relies on misdirection.

You have to pretend you have gone mad!

I would start by wearing underwear on you head. If you can, walk into the classroom backwards singing ‘If I only had a brain’ from the Wizard of Oz. If you can’t sing, even better. You can then use your imagination for the conversation that follows. Speak in tongues, only use colours, don’t say anything at all, just smile and dribble a little….. Are all possibles.

Depending on how believable you are and how trusting your teacher is, you may have to keep it up for 10mins to several hours. But if it gets you out of a weeks worth of homework, it will be worth it.

Good luck.